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Never Join With Your Friend When He Abuses His Horse Or His Wife, Unless The One Is About To Be Sold, And The Other To Be Buried.
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Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife,
unless the one is about to be sold, and the other to be buried.
-- Colton
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The honeymooning couple agreed it was a fine day for horseback riding.
After a mile or so, the bride's mount cantered under a low tree and a branch scraped her forehead lightly....
There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
Here is a simple experiment that will teach you an important electrical lesso
On a cool, dry day, scuff your feet along a carpet, then reach your hand into a friend's mouth and touch one of his dental fillings....
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He screamed, "For what, ninety dollars?" The desk clerk said, "For room and board, sir....
If your enemy is buried in quicksand up to his neck, pull him out.
If he is buried up to his eyes, step on his head. -- Niccoli Machiavelli, "The Prince...
The rotter who simpers that he sees no difference between the power of the dollar and the power of the whip, ought to learn the difference on his own hide -- as, I think, he will.
Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction....
A man was griping to his friend about how he hated to go home after a late card games.
"You wouldn't believe what I go through to avoid waking my wife," he said....