My friend and his wife stayed in a hotel and got a bill for ninety dollars.
He screamed, "For what, ninety dollars?" The desk clerk said, "For room and
board, sir."
My friend said, "Room and board? We didn't eat here." The clerk said, "It
was there for you. If you didn't get it it's your fault." My friend said,
"You take forty dollars--I'm charging you fifty dollars for fooling around
with my wife!"
The clerk said, "I never touched your wife." My friend said, "It was there
for you."
-- Norm Crosby
