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• SCCS is the source-code motel -- your code checks in but it never checks out. -- Ken Thompso
• Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
• Krusty: Aw, heck: now where am I gonna get a danish?
  Bart: Here's a danish, Krusty! Krusty: Gimme, gimme, gimme!...
• Lenny: Man, that tramp's got the energy of a hobo. Carl
  Yeah, he never stops punching -- except to check out his bindle....
• One evening he spoke. Sitting at her feet, his face raised to her, he allowed his soul to be heard.
  My darling, anything you wish, anything I am, anything I can ever be....
• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....