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Lenny: Man, That Tramp's Got The Energy Of A Hobo. Carl
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Lenny: Man, that tramp's got the energy of a hobo.
Carl: Yeah, he never stops punching -- except to check out his bindle.
[Bob indeed checks it after every couple of punches]
-- "The Homer They Fall"
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