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  While this worthy had fits The team made eight hits And a girl in the bleachers named Alice....
• While hunting, a man saw a beautiful nude woman come running out of the woods and disappear across the clearing.
  Just as she got out of sight, three men dressed in white uniforms came running out of the same woods....
• Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.
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  "You can't *own* property, man!" "I can! That's because I'm not a penniless hippie!...
• Lisa: Look, we got a package from the Mr. Sparkle company in Japan.
  Homer: Ooh! [opens package, but only Styrofoam packing peanuts spill out....
• SMILEY __/~'-'~\_/ line of thought isn't quite a line
• Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
  I mean, there may have been a few more armament factories, and not _quite_ as many elephants, but....
• Her phone doesn't quite reach her desk.