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• Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Can I go with you to get the treasure?
  I won't eat much and I don't know the difference between right and wrong....
• Now it's time to say goodbye. Please get off my property until next year.
  I suggest you don't dawdle, the hounds will be released in ten minutes....
• I will not sell school property.
• But now it's time to say good-bye. Please get off my property until next year.
  I suggest you don't dawdle - the hounds will be released in ten minutes....
• BONDSMAN, n. A fool who, having property of his own, undertakes to become responsible for that entrusted to another to a third.
  Philippe of Orleans wishing to appoint one of his favorites, a dissolute nobleman, to a high office, asked him what security he would be able to give....
• I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those really high notes, I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
• What do you call a hippie with no legs? A veteran.
• I can type 10% faster in the nude.
• This land is my land, and only my land, I've got a shotgun, and you ain't got one, If you don't get off, I'll blow your head off, This land is private property.
  -- Apologies to Woody Guthrie...