Never Shave When You're Angry. If You Are About To Shave Your Face, Legs, Or Other Body Parts And Happen To Be Angry, It Might Be A Good Idea To Put Down Your Razor And Wait For A Few Minutes.

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Never shave when you're angry.
If you are about to shave your face, legs, or other body parts
and happen to be angry, it might be a good idea to put down
your razor and wait for a few minutes. This way you can
avoid serious cuts and dangerous infections.
-- SAFETY TIP #17

Honey, if you shave my face I'll never forgive you for it!
Homer: That's it! I'm calling my buddies. Marge is not the only one who can have a girls' night out.
[dials the phone] Lenny: Oh, no can do, Homer....
You know it's going to be a long day when you get up, shave and shower, start to get dressed and your shoes are still warm.
-- Dean Webbe...
Don't lose your head to gain a minute. You need your head, your brains are in it. -- Burma Shave
Don't lose Your head To gain a minute You need your head Your brains are in it. -- Burma Shave
Dont lose Your head To gain a minute You need your head Your brains are in it. - Burma Shave
If a person shaves you with a razor, do not shave him with broken glass. Surinam Proverb
Shave daily with Occam's razor.
1. Avoid fried foods, which angry up the blood. 2. If your stomach disputes you, lie down and pacify it with cool thoughts.
3. Keep the juices flowing by jangling around gently as you move....

Never Shave When You're Angry. If You Are About To Shave Your Face, Legs, Or Other Body Parts And Happen To Be Angry, It Might Be A Good Idea To Put Down Your Razor And Wait For A Few Minutes.

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