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• Never shave when you're angry. If you are about to shave your face, legs, or other body parts and happen to be angry, it might be a good idea to put down your razor and wait for a few minutes.
  This way you can avoid serious cuts and dangerous infections. -- SAFETY TIP #17...
• To err is human, but I forgive you.
• You know, I've done a lot of bad stuff through the years.
  I guess now I'm paying the price. But there's so many things I'll never get a chance to do....
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• Homer: Look, Marge... Honey... Baby... Doll... Marge
  [turning her back, folding her arms] Homer, I don't even want to look at you right now....
• Homer dances on a beach with ice cream cones and lollipops] Home
  [singing] Sugar, do-do-do do, do do, Oh, honey honey, do-do-do do, do do, You are my candy girl....
• Out of my lean and low ability I 'll lend you something.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Twelfth Night -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• If you want to be forgiven, forgive.
• 'You know my motto: Forgive and uh... the other thing.'