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Never Steal Anything So Small That You'll Have To Go To An Unpleasant City Jail For It Instead Of A Minimum-security Federal Tennis Prison.
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Never steal anything so small that you'll have to go to an unpleasant city
jail for it instead of a minimum-security federal tennis prison.
-- P. J. O'Rourke
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Never wear anything that panics the cat. -- P. J. O'Rourke
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Never put anything on paper ... and never trust a man with a small black mustache.
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So we 'll go no more a-roving So late into the night. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- So we 'll go
Prostitutes go to jail. Their customers go home and read the New York Times.
In this country you're allowed to buy anything. If you need a shirt, you have a right to buy it....
We have fun--that's what I like about bowling. You can have fun even if you stink, unlike in, say, tennis.
Every decade or so, I attempt to play tennis, and it always consists of thirty-seven seconds of actually hitting the ball and two hours of yelling, "Where did the ball go?...
Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your boss.