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  It is eversomuch cheaper. -- Quentin Crisp...
• Murphy's Advice on Status: Keep up with the Grabowskis .
  . . you'll never make enough to keep up with the Joneses....
• Forget the Joneses...I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS!
• Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. -- Quentin Crisp
• The trouble with trying to keep up with the Joneses is that they are putting their utmost effort into keeping up with you.
• Don't try to describe the ocean if you've never seen it, .
  .. you might end up being wrong. -- Jimmy Buffe...
• YOUR FOAMY FUTURE by Miss Fortune AQUARIUS (Jan. 20 - Feb.
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• And never, never try to milk a bull!
• Never try to outstubborn a cat.