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Forget The Joneses...I Can't Keep Up With The SIMPSONS!
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Forget the Joneses...I can't keep up with the SIMPSONS!
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Never try to keep up with the Joneses; they might be newlyweds.
Murphy's Advice on Status: Keep up with the Grabowskis .
. . you'll never make enough to keep up with the Joneses....
The trouble with trying to keep up with the Joneses is that they are putting their utmost effort into keeping up with you.
Never try to keep up with the Joneses, drag them down to your own level.
It is eversomuch cheaper. -- Quentin Crisp...
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level. -- Quentin Crisp
We can keep it up FOREVER!
Burns: Perhaps you're wondering why you have two heads.
Well, my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame....
I sped up my keyboard & I can't keep up with it!
I gave up fame and breakfast for our marriage.
-- Homer, after tossing `General Sherman' back into the lake, "War of the Simpso...