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Never Try To Teach A Pig To Sing. It Wastes Your Time And Annoys The Pig.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig. -- Anon.
You shouldn't try to teach a pig to sing. You waste your time and it annoys the pig.
The moral is: Never try to teach your parents anything.
This tag wastes your time and mine...
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When they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you, When they've turned on you, Tory and Whig, Though you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover, You'll never go wrong with a pig, a pig, You'll never go wrong with a pig!...