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Never, Under Any Circumstances, Be Left Alone With A Cross-eyed Nun With A Bullwhip In One Hand And A Bottle Of Gin In The Other.
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Never, under any circumstances, be left alone with a cross-eyed nun
with a bullwhip in one hand and a bottle of Gin in the other.......
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Never, under any circumstances, say "Never.
SMILEY %-) cross-eyed
Never trust a nun with a gun.
A bird in the hand often leaves a sticky deposit. Perhaps it was better you left it in the bush with the other one.
A pilgrim returning from Lourdes tried to sneak an extra bottle of gin through customs, but was stopped by an official.
"What's in that bottle?" he asked. "It's holy water from Lourdes....
SMILEY ,-) other eyed ma
Blessed are the cross-eyed, for they shall see God twice.
Justice isn't blind...she's cross-eyed! -- Yakko
Yo momma cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.