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Never Write Software That Anthropomorphizes The Machine.
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Never write software that anthropomorphizes the machine.
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Never write software that patronizes the user.
Real software engineers write in languages that have not actually been implemented for any machine, and for which only the formal spec (in BNF) is available.
This keeps them from having to take any machine dependencies into account....
Support free software - write it yourself!
Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.
Software means never having to say you're finished.
Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.
05. Counting down to test: 5... 4... 3... 2.....
Real software engineers don't write in ADA, because the standards bodies have not quite decided on a formal spec yet.
Real programmers don't write workarounds. They tell their users to upgrade their software.
Shlomi Fish...