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• Never write software that anthropomorphizes the machine.
• Real software engineers don't write applications programs, they implement algorithms.
  If someone has an application that the algorithm might help with, that's nice....
• I work with User-Surly Software.
• Support free software - write it yourself!
• User a harmless drudge -- Glossary of Software Engineering Term
• Integrated Software - A single product that deftly performs hundreds of functions the user never needs and awkwardly performs the half-dozen he uses constantly.
  -- From the Government Computer News, November 21, 1988 Issue...
• Whip me, beat me, make me write bad software.