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• Clinton: Al, I need a orange juice substitute and I need it now.
• User: My printer doesn't work. Where do I get a new one?
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• I need to know, I need to know, I need to ...
• I don't need directions. I need HELP!
• Slipped Cthulhu a Mickey... Now need new mouse!
• I need some new taglines. This one is getting old.
• Help . . . I need someBODY!!!