User: My Printer Doesn't Work. Where Do I Get A New One?

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User: My printer doesn't work. Where do I get a new one?
Admin: Are you sure that all the connections are hooked up properly?
User: Oh, I haven't plugged it into the computer yet. Do I need to
do that?
-- Novice Computer User and Computer Administration/Help

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