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• creeping featurism /kree'ping fee'chr-izm/ n. [common] 1.
  Describes a systematic tendency to load more chrome and features onto systems at the expense of whatever elegance they may have possessed when originally designed....
• creeping featurism: /kree'ping fee'chr-izm/ n. 1. Describes a systematic tendency to load more {chrome} and {feature}s onto systems at the expense of whatever elegance they may have possessed when originally designed.
  See also {feeping creaturism}. "You know, the main problem with {BSD} UNIX has always been creeping featurism....
• A young man enters the New York branch of Tiffany's on a Friday evening and walks up to a display case full of pearl necklaces.
  He turns to a gorgeous woman, who is obviously windowshopping, looks her straight in the eye and says, "I can tell by your eyes that you really want that necklace....
• bug n. An unwanted and unintended property of a program or piece of hardware, esp.
  one that causes it to malfunction. Antonym of feature....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I went to the beach a couple of times in New York City.
  Tough summer out there, but I was pretty excited....
• Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator!
  They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and....
• Living in California adds ten years to a man's life.
  And those extra ten years I'd like to spend in New York. -- Harry Ruby...
• 1. If it doesn't smell like chilli, it probably isn't.
  2. If you catch an exploding manhole cover, you can keep it....