Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator!
They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um...
[spots his can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more
like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over
your own mother to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at
one. You wanna drink another woman! [gets another woman out of the
woman]
-- Homer teaches Bart about the birds and the beers,
"The New Kid on the Block"
