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• No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris .
  .. [because] no known motor can run at the requisite speed for four days without stopping ....
• We will rediscover a [New York City] river so extravagantly polluted that new life forms will emerge from it spontaneously, demanding welfare and voting rights.
  -- Douglas Adam...
• Bart: OK, we're young, rich, and full of sugar. What do we do?
  Milhouse: [yelling] Let's go crazy, Broadway style!...
• I love New York! * * * No Radio
• Live from New York, it's SATURDAY NIGHT!
• New York is real. The rest is done with mirrors.
• New York Rangers: 2048 Stanley Cup Champions!
• New York's alright if you like saxophones.