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• Shelby: We just got word there's Springfield kids in town.
  [all the kids growl] Bart: Curse those handsome devils!...
• Quimby: Are there any suggestions for how to attract more tourism?
  [Patty and Selma raise their hands] [they stand next to a blackboard with "Springfield" on it] Patty...
• Milhouse: Hey, kid: stop wearing your backpack over one shoulder.
  We invented that, copycats. Milhouse2...
• Bart: You know, Milhouse, I've been thinking: this town ain't so bad.
  Good friends, lots of lemons, numerous angel sightings....
• Bart: Milhouse, do you ever think about the people in those cars?
  Milhouse: I try not to. It makes it harder to spit on 'em....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Man 1: So where can we shoot this picture? Assista
  [holding a map of the US] We need a city that has a nuclear reactor, and a gorge, and can guarantee us the full cooperation of city officials....
• Bart: Let's go to the Sharper Image. They've got a TV shaped like a '50s diner.
  Lisa: No, let's go to the Nature Company. They've got a TV assembled by Hopi Indians....
• Marge: [writing] "Dear Mr. Sherman, on behalf of the people of Springfield I would like to invite you to judge our film festival.
  [cut to Jay reading the letter in New York] You can stay with us, and enjoy the sights and sounds of the country....