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Next time I'll wear underwear.
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Nay, then, let the devil wear black, for I 'll have a suit of sables.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
Next time I will try English.
And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
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I will not be briefed or debriefed, my underwear is my own.
Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
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Time travels in divers paces with divers persons. I 'll tell you who Time ambles withal, who Time trots withal, who Time gallops withal, and who he stands still withal.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Act iii, Sc. 2...
This time it's for love; next time it's $100.00.
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T is not in mortals to command success, But we 'll do more, Sempronius,--we 'll deserve it.
-- Joseph Addison (1672-1719) -- Cato, Act i, Sc. 2...