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• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• You will not get the hiccups when you are alone. You will get them in the middle of your bar exam, or at a funeral, or on a visit to your future inlaws' house.
• patch 1. n. A temporary addition to a piece of code, usually as a quick-and-dirty remedy to an existing bug or misfeature.
  A patch may or may not work, and may or may not eventually be incorporated permanently into the program....
• May all your relatives decide to visit un-announced simultaneously.
• Do you want to visit hell? Dig a *very* deep hole.
• UNIX: It's a nice place to live, but you wouldn't want to visit there.
• May you never have to visit such a filthy place as the outhouse.
• Tell all your friends to get swimming pools in case you want to visit.
  -- More things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....