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May All Your Relatives Decide To Visit Un-announced Simultaneously.
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May all your relatives decide to visit un-announced simultaneously.
Related:
May your hands decide they don't like you any more.
RELATIVES!!
You can pick your friends, but not your relatives.
PRO: Not going to your family picnic. CON: No more free money from all your stupid rich bitch relatives.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
Next time your in-laws (or other equally likeable sort) come to visit, remember thi
The word visit appears in the Bible describing when the Lord sent the plagues to the Egyptians....
You may be redneck... if you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.
May all your PUSHes be POPped.
May you get herpes the week before a preventative vaccine is announced.