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• Learn how to spell. Play Hack.
• Unfortunately we have run out of bits/bytes/whatever.
  Don't worry, the next supply will be coming next week....
• Bill Clinton against unemployment. And next week : how to bolt strawberry jam to your ceiling...
• The system will be down for about a week next month while we install a new manager.
• So we 'll go no more a-roving So late into the night. -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- So we 'll go
• We 'll shine in more substantial honours, And to be noble we 'll be good.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• How many board meetings -- does it take to get a light bulb changed?
  This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items....
• gurfle /ger'fl/ interj. An expression of shocked disbelief.
  He said we have to recode this thing in FORTRAN by next week. Gurfle!" Compare weeble....