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Unfortunately we have run out of bits/bytes/whatever. Don't worry, the next supply will be coming next week.
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gurfle /ger'fl/ interj. An expression of shocked disbelief.
He said we have to recode this thing in FORTRAN by next week. Gurfle!" Compare weeble....
gurfle: /ger'fl/ interj. An expression of shocked disbelief.
He said we have to recode this thing in FORTRAN by next week....
Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year.
And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. -- Winston Churchill...
The system will be down for about a week next month while we install a new manager.
Unfortunately for you, it is nearly 5 pm and I have run out of pithy things to say.
As of next week, passwords will be entered in Morse code.
I'll get to it on the 2nd Tuesday of next week.
Next week, we'll learn how to play the kazoo.
Procastinator's Club may meet next week.