Nigel gave the lamp a cautious buff and small smoking red letters appeared
in the air.
Hi, Nigel read aloud, Do not put down the lamp because your custom is
important to us. Please leave a wish after the tone and, very shortly, it
will be our command. In the meantime, have a nice eternity.
-- Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
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