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Nobody Ever Says To Men, How Can You Be A Congressman And A Father. -- Pat Schroede
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Nobody ever says to men, how can you be a Congressman and a father.
-- Pat Schroeder
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The Pledge of Allegiance says 'liberty and justice for all'.
Which part of 'all' don't you understand? -- Rep. Pat Schroeder (D) Colo....
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How old's your kid?" the conductor says, and the father says "He's four years old....
Nobody ever puts up a sign that says NICE DOG.
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Nobody says, "Can I have your beets?" -- Bill Cosby
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Everybody says have a drink--nobody says have something to eat. -- Nipsey Russell...
Nobody ever gives up their seat for you.
Nobody can give you freedom.