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New York Is A Funny Town. You Can Drown In Whiskey And Starve To Death.
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New York is a funny town. You can drown in whiskey and starve to death.
Everybody says have a drink--nobody says have something to eat.
-- Nipsey Russell
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Nobody says, "Can I have your beets?" -- Bill Cosby
Everybody should believe in something -- I believe I'll have another drink.
Your mind is the part of you that says, "Why'n'tcha eat that piece of cake?
... and then, twenty minutes later, says, "Y'know, if I were you, I wouldn't have done that!...
As a kid, I used to have a lemonade stand. The sign said, "All you can drink for a dime.
So some kid would come up, plunk down the dime, drink a glass, and then say, "Refill it....
I was out in the backyard one beautiful day. I said to my mother, "Mama, why don't I have no sister or no brother?
She said, "Go away, go play, don't worry your mother, dear....
Marge: Er, I don't want to judge the rightness of your ego orientation, but my inner critic says you should have done your job!
Ned: Hey, now, Marge, let's not "should" this fellow to death....
Got a wife and kids in Baltimore Jack, I went out for a ride and never came back.
Like a river that don't know where it's flowing, I took a wrong turn and I just kept going....
Nobody ever says to men, how can you be a Congressman and a father. -- Pat Schroede
Have you heard about the transvestite who likes to eat, drink, and be Mary.