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Nobody Loves Me, Everybody Hates Me, I Think I'll Go Out And Eat Worms.
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Nobody loves me,
Everybody hates me,
I think I'll go out and eat worms.
I'm gonna cut their heads off,
Eat their insides out,
And throw way the skins.
Big, fat, juicy ones,
Little, skinny, cute ones,
Watch how they wiggle and they squirm.
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Nobody loves me, Everybody hates me, I think I'll go out and eat worms.
I'm gonna cut their heads off, Eat their insides out, And throw way the skins....
Love to eat them mousies, Mousies I love to eat. Bite they little heads off, Nibble at they tiny feet.
-- Kliba...
Now Percy, will you get out...before I cut off your head, scoop out the insides.
..and give it to your mother as a vase. -- Edmund : Potato...
Love to eat them mousies, Mousies what I love to eat, Bite they little heads off, Nibble on they tiny feet.
-- B. Kliba...
Love to eat them mousies, Mousies what I love to eat.
Bite they little heads off, Nibble on they tiny feet. -- Kliba...
Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat, don't fail me now!
[jumps in car; tires blow out] D'oh!...
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all.
Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around -- nobody big, I mean -- except me....