Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat, don't fail me
now!
[jumps in car; tires blow out]
D'oh!
[jumps on skateboard; it snaps in half]
[moaning] Oh.
[tries hitchhiking with a sign "Give me a ride or everybody
dies]
[a car pulls over]
[quickly] Hey, buddy, you gotta slow your car down and let me
in, because I'm a big fat guy and I can't go anywhere! Because
there could be some poison gas, I I mean there's really going to
be poison gas, and everybody's going to be dead, Especially me!
[car drives away]
D'oh!
-- So much for plan A, "King-Size Homer"
