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Nobody told you not to be a plumber
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I bet you have never seen a plumber bite his nails.
Plumber: Well, to be honest, I never got around to ordering that part for you, so, uh, it's still going to be a couple of weeks.
Homer: [sly] Oh, really? Plumber: Yes... Home...
Plumbers do it with plumber's friends.
MOUTH PLUMBER -- a dentist.
Plumber: A person who comes to your home and asks you if you own it free and clear, before he goes out to the truck to bring in tools.
Bart: You always told me I was going to destroy the family.
But I never believed it. Lisa: That's okay, Bart....
Nobody can give you freedom.
Nobody died and made you root@everywhere
I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!