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Plumber: A Person Who Comes To Your Home And Asks You If You Own It Free And Clear, Before He Goes Out To The Truck To Bring In Tools.
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Plumber: A person who comes to your home and asks you if you own it
free and clear, before he goes out to the truck to bring in tools.
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A diplomat is a person who: + -always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.
+ -always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats....
Real programmers do not clear registers twice before using them.
In fact, if you annoy a real programmer, he/she won't clear the registers at all....
A farmer decides that his three sows should be bred, and contacts a buddy down the road, who owns several boars.
They agree on a stud fee, and the farmer puts the sows in his pickup and takes them down the road to the boars....
Babysitter: A person who gets paid for emptying your fridge, deep freeze, kitchen cabinets, and who asks you for money to reimburse the Pizza delivery person.
The rotter who simpers that he sees no difference between the power of the dollar and the power of the whip, ought to learn the difference on his own hide -- as, I think, he will.
Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction....
Burns: Ladies and gentlemen! In his native land he was a King!
But he comes before you in chains for your own amusement!...
Plumber: Well, to be honest, I never got around to ordering that part for you, so, uh, it's still going to be a couple of weeks.
Homer: [sly] Oh, really? Plumber: Yes... Home...
THE TRUTH WILL MAKE YOU FREE: * but first, it will make you anxious.
* however, if it comes in the form of a utility bill, likely the first thing to be freed up will be your bank book....
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks you for nothing.
-- Joey Adam...