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• Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  A: None: The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution....
• Beware the [lobbyist], my son, the jaws that bite, the claws that snatch" (with thanks to Lewis Carroll).
  No matter how noble the cause or well meaning its professional advocates, lobbyists are still paid to get results....
• How many Leos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light....
• How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Zen masters carry their own light....
• It's amazing how many intelligent people don't own an IBM..." -- John Pritchard
• It is astonishing with how little wisdom mankind can be governed, when that little wisdom is its own.
  -- W. R. Inge...
• If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master.
  The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual....
• Our cause is just, our union is perfect.
  -- John Dickinson (1732-1808) -- Declaration on taking up Arms in 1775...
• You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.