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• A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
  -- Bob Dyla...
• Al Jeeter: Goes to same job every day!
• I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me, And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
  He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head...
• Puns are little plays on words that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead
  when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water....
• Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead
  when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water....
• Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead
  when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water....
• An older couple are in bed one night, and the woman wakes up and says, "Sam, get up and close the window.
  It's cold outside." The fellow just keeps right on snoring....
• The one day you have the exact fare is the day it goes up.