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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You see, I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.
  A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to him gets crowded out, or at best is jumbled up with alot of other things, so that he has difficulty in laying his hands upon it....
• aga n. [WPI] A cuspy but bogus raving story about N random broken people.
  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, This is what I wish.
  The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me....
• I sent a letter to the fish, I told them, "This is what I wish.
  The little fishes of the sea, They sent an answer back to me....
• I sent a letter to the fish, I said it very loud and clear, I told them, "This is what I wish.
  I went and shouted in his ear. The little fishes of the sea, But he was very stiff and proud, They sent an answer back to me....
• My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers.
  He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was....
• Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very complicated man.
  [Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate over his head] Home...