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• Nothing minor ever happens to a car on a trip. -- Charles D. Hartma
• Never, ever, ever attempt to learn thermodynamics.
• The following appeared in a memo from a manager of a car dealership.
  "Ten years ago, long-term car leasing became available in our country of Mohilia as an alternative to outright car ownership, and leasing has steadily risen in popularity....
• NAVIGATOR-----<Spouse on a trip in the car, with road map in her lap.
• Children should be seen, not heard.
• Should science attempt to land Bob on the sun?
• I installed Windows into my car computer and it crashed.
• Exceptions always outnumber rules.
• Windows: The answer to a question nobody has ever asked.