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No, I Was Joking ... REALLY ... You Can Put Down That Machine Gun ...
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No, I was joking ... REALLY ... you can put down that machine gun ...
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I can't help admiring you, at least until you put the gun down.
I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I turned it down cold.
A thief is anybody who gets out and works for his living, like robbing a bank or breaking into a place and stealing stuff, or kidnapping somebody....
No honey, it's only a computer, PLEASE put down the gun..
I think we should get a machine gun. We can use it to hunt game, spell out things, or ring in the New Year!
-- Bart, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
Gun the man down, I say gun the man down...
No one can put you down without your full cooperation.
I can tell you're really upset about this, Dave; I really think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and think about it.
-- HAL 9000...
Homer: I'm really sorry I hit you Mr. Burns. Here, let me put some salt on that eye.
Burns: [frightened] No, please, I can't bear another trashing....