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• Herb: Now I bet you're all wondering what lies under this sheet.
  Bart: Not really. We snuck a peek while you were in the john....
• People are afraid of new things. You should have just taken an existing product and put a clock on it or something.
  -- Homer, on the baby translator, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• A man needs two things: an idea, and money to get it off the ground.
  -- Herb Powell, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Oh, they're singing again. Lousy neighbors, wish I was deaf.
  -- Homer, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Todd: Dad, can I anoint the sores on [Herb's] feet?
  Ned: No, I think it's Mom's turn, son. Todd: Aw, no fair....
• Why are we playing games when we got two grand in the bank?
  Remember when Homer won the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Acheivement in the Field of Excellence?...
• Forbes called it the blunder of the century. A bit overblown, don't you think?
  What about New Coke? -- Herb, talking about the car Homer designed, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Lisa: This show is the biggest farce I ever saw! Ba
  What about the Emmys? Lisa: I stand corrected. -- Lisa and Bart, chattin' it up, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...
• Herb: Give me a hug, brother. Homer: All right, but I never really hugged a man before.
  -- "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...