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• How many mystery writers -- does it take to screw in light bulb?
  Two, one to screw it in almost all the way in and the other to give it a suprising twist at the end....
• There's the light at the end of the the Windows. -- Havlik Deni
• A stage? No, this is not a stage.
• erminal junkie n. [UK] A wannabee or early larval stage hacker who spends mos directory tree and writing noddy programs just to get a fix of computer time.
  Variants include `terminal jockey', `console junkie', and console jockey....
• erminal junkie: [UK] n. A {wannabee} or early {larval stage} hacker who spends most of his or her time wandering the directory tree and writing {noddy} programs just to get a fix of computer time.
  Variants include `terminal jockey', `console junkie', and {console jockey}....
• Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos Christmas tree decorations are always cheap and nasty.
• Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos it was autumn. (eh?)
• If there is a light at the end of the tunnel, then it is time to order more tunnel !
• It depends on which end he tries to light...