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Why Did The Light Bulb Fall Out Of The Tree? Cos Christmas Tree Decorations Are Always Cheap And Nasty.
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Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree?
Cos Christmas tree decorations are always cheap and
nasty.
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Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos it was autumn. (eh?)
Why did the light bulb fall out of the tree? Cos it was doing an impersonation of the sun, setting.
Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree.
Q: Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? A
It was dead! Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?...
A few too many lights out in his Christmas tree.
How many Blue Peter presenters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it, and one to turn the old one into an attractive Christmas tree decoration....
Christmas tree packet: n. A packet with every single option set for whatever protocol is in use.
See {kamikaze packet}, {Chernobyl packet}. (The term doubtless derives from a fanciful image of each little option bit being represented by a different-colored light bulb, all turned on....
No, light the OTHER end of the stage tree!
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? A tree in a golden forest.