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No Matter How Much Money You Spend, You Can't Make A Racehorse Out Of A Pig.
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No matter how much money you spend, you can't make a racehorse out of a
pig. You can, however, make an awfully fast pig.
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You can lead a yak to water but you can't teach an old dog to make a silk purse out of a pig in a poke.
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-- C.B. Luce...
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