Lisa: [tired] Here You Go, Bart. It's A Longshot, But That's All I Can Do Without Learning Ancient Hebrew.

Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa....
Lisa: I don't see how you can support Proposition 24, Dad.
Homer: Open your eyes, Lisa! Our schools are so jam-packed with immigrants, people like Bart have lost the will to learn!...
Lisa: I'm not sure if I <should> go. I don't even like him.
Bart: You're right, Lis, you shouldn't go. It wouldn't be honest....
Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker! Lisa
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!...
Homer: So, I realized that being with my family is more important than being cool.
Bart: Dad, what you just said was powerfully uncool....
Lisa: Excuse us, Rabbi Krustofsky? Rabbi K: Oh, what can I do for you, my young friend?
Bart: We came to talk to you about your son. Rabbi K...
Lisa: We just want to find a Rabbi Krustofsky. Rev.
L: Rabbi Krustofsky? Well, I do a radio call-in show with him every Sunday night!...
Homer: Boy, I know you're going to like your present.
Bart: [it's a hand-held gizmo with three buttons] [Bart presses each button a few times] Toy...