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No Matter How Much You Try To Avoid It, You Will Spend At Least Five Minutes Of Your Life Watching Mr.
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No matter how much you try to avoid it, you will spend at least five
minutes of your life watching Mr. T on television.
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Life begins when you can spend your spare time programming instead of watching television.
-- Cal Keega...
Kent: And how long have you been on the streets? Ba
Going on five years, Kent. Kent: Ah. Son, your family might be watching....
No matter how much money you spend, you can't make a racehorse out of a pig.
You can, however, make an awfully fast pig....
Homer: What are you doing! That putter is to you what a baseball bat is to a baseball player!
What a violin is... to the... the guy that....
Life is like a maze in which you try to avoid the exit.
This will be a memorable month -- no matter how hard you try to forget it.