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• No matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
• No matter where I go, there I am. Hey! I'm omnipresent!
• Cheshire-Puss," she began, "would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?
  "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat....
• An inexperienced female kisser: Where do the noses go?
  I always wondered where the noses would go?...
• Where does it go? It doesn't matter. Flush it.
• A mind not to be chang'd by place or time. The mind is its own place, and in itself Can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
  What matter where, if I be still the same, And what I should be, all but less than he Whom thunder hath made greater?...
• No matter where you go, you'll have to go someplace else.
• After his legs had been broken in an accident, Mr. Miller sued for damages, claming that he was crippled and would have to spend the rest of his life in a wheelchair.
  Although the insurance-company doctor testified that his bones had healed properly and that he was fully capable of walking, the judge decided for the plaintiff and awarded him $...
• Oliver's Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are!