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  "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat....
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  "That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat -- Lewis Carrol...
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  You are absolutely worthless. All you do is take up space....
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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
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