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• Omag: "Can't somebody get me a napkin?!" -- "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8
• It's STILL not weird enough for me!!!
• They asked me to go in front of the Reagans. I'm not used to going in front of President Reagan, so we went out behind the Bushes.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle after the swearing in ceremony on Inauguration Day, 1/20/89....
• Those who cook carrots and peas in same pot, not very sanitary.
• I'd be smarter if you knew enough to teach me...
• Not enough mail??? Here, let me help.
• Phone Sex isn't good enough for me!
• To hell with criticism. Praise is good enough for me.
• If women call you a Jock, can you call them a napkin?