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• Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
• To hell with criticism. Praise is good enough for me.
• OBSCENE PHONE CALL -- Aural sex.
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
  -- Ma Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)...
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me!
  -- "Ma" Ferguson, Governor of Texas (circa 1920)...
• This ain't as good as sex---but it's safer!
• Too many boards, not enough phone lines.
• There is good sex and there is bad sex but chocolate is always chocolate.