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• One of the more difficult aspects of public speaking is waking up the audience after the person who introduced you finishes with the remarks.
• There should be a better way to start a day Than waking up every morning
• One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning.
  -- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- Shakespeare Once More...
• Ten years of experience should add up to more than one year's experience multiplied by ten.
• Nothing is worth more than this day. -- Goethe
• One picture had better be worth a thousand words--it takes up more disk space.
• One day in Dipstick, Nebraska, or Landfill, Oklahoma, is worth more to me than an eternity in Dante's plastic Paradiso, or Yeats's gold-plated Byzantium.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Warning: Listening to WXRT on April Fools' Day is not recommended for those who are slightly disoriented the first few hours after waking up.
  -- Chicago Reader 4/22/83...