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• Say to the salesman: Do you have anything I would like?
• I am 86 of Borg: You will be... wait, my shoe is ringing.
• He who uses an 8088 will be reincarnated as one.
• Corazon says: If the Shoe Fits, Eat it.
• We have the power to do anything we like. Absolute power over every particle in the universe, everything that has ever existed or ever will exist, as from this moment.
  Are you listening to me, Romana?] Romana: Yes, of course I am....
• Barney is David Koresh reincarnated, I have proof.
• If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to deny under oath I ever said it.
  T. Lehrer -- DISCLAIMER...
• Two behaviorists meet in the morning and one says to the other, You're fine. How am I?
• My car says that I am poor.